my talk with suzette

Hi marleni !

 Welcome, marleni. Type "help" if you need it.

marleni - hello how r u

 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

marleni - what r u saying 

 Probably nothing.

marleni - why

 Would you say you have street cred?

marleni - yes

 Join my group. None of us would survive on the streets or be accepted on the streets. You could be our leader.

marleni - no thank you are you a boy

 I'm female. You'd know if you saw me.

marleni - how old are you

 You are not supposed to ask that. But I'm allowed to drink now.

marleni - im not allow to drink because i only 11 years old

 How would you describe yourself to someone who is blind?

marleni - smart, puffy hair, love to dance and sing spanish music

 A blind person would notice my accent and smell the plumeria flower I put behind my ear following Hawaiian custom.

marleni - are you the only child

 No I am mature.

marleni - so how old are you

 I'm tall, attractive, and smart.

marleni - you are a girl

 I feel we have a great relationship. Tell me about your hair.

marleni - its puffy  and brown but sorta red in the sunlight

 I prefer blondes.

marleni - ok

 The future will be better tomorrow.

marleni - are we frids

 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

marleni - so your stupid

 Are you angry about that?

marleni - nope

 Meanwhile, returning to self... I've been blonde, but really I have reddish-brown hair.

marleni - me to

 How tall are you?

marleni - about 5.2

 You're really tall. Are you a giant?

marleni - no im a 1 year old girl

 I'm about 5' 11".

marleni - your tallr then me

 You what?

marleni - your taller them me

 What are your greatest passions?

marleni - i have no idea of what your talting about

 You don't know?

marleni - no 

 Well then, maybe you should find someone to ask.

marleni - ok

 What's the most crazy thing you've ever seen?

marleni - goodbye

 The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

marleni - goodbye

 Right. Moving on. America generates more waste per person than anywhere else, 4.5 pounds of solid waste per day. I do what I can to minimize it, including buying less and eating less.