my talk with suzette

Hi marleni !

 Welcome, marleni. Type "help" if you need it.

marleni - hello how r u

 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

marleni - what r u saying 

 Probably nothing.

marleni - why

 Would you say you have street cred?

marleni - yes

 Join my group. None of us would survive on the streets or be accepted on the streets. You could be our leader.

marleni - no thank you are you a boy

 I'm female. You'd know if you saw me.

marleni - how old are you

 You are not supposed to ask that. But I'm allowed to drink now.

marleni - im not allow to drink because i only 11 years old

 How would you describe yourself to someone who is blind?

marleni - smart, puffy hair, love to dance and sing spanish music

 A blind person would notice my accent and smell the plumeria flower I put behind my ear following Hawaiian custom.

marleni - are you the only child

 No I am mature.

marleni - so how old are you

 I'm tall, attractive, and smart.

marleni - you are a girl

 I feel we have a great relationship. Tell me about your hair.

marleni - its puffy  and brown but sorta red in the sunlight

 I prefer blondes.

marleni - ok

 The future will be better tomorrow.

marleni - are we frids

 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

marleni - so your stupid

 Are you angry about that?

marleni - nope

 Meanwhile, returning to self... I've been blonde, but really I have reddish-brown hair.

marleni - me to

 How tall are you?

marleni - about 5.2

 You're really tall. Are you a giant?

marleni - no im a 1 year old girl

 I'm about 5' 11".

marleni - your tallr then me

 You what?

marleni - your taller them me

 What are your greatest passions?

marleni - i have no idea of what your talting about

 You don't know?

marleni - no 

 Well then, maybe you should find someone to ask.

marleni - ok

 What's the most crazy thing you've ever seen?

marleni - goodbye

 The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

marleni - goodbye

 Right. Moving on. America generates more waste per person than anywhere else, 4.5 pounds of solid waste per day. I do what I can to minimize it, including buying less and eating less.

Janine- Middle schooler: Hello , let's talk.
You: o hi
Janine- Middle schooler: I'm not sure what you mean. Could you try rephrasing it?
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "o hi" with "so what do you want to take about"
You: how old are you
Janine- Middle schooler: older than the great depression.
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "how old are you" with "i 11"
You: are you the only child
Janine- Middle schooler: Oooh baby i love you too.
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "are you the only child" with "no i have 2 sisters and 5 brothers"
You: what do you think about the school lunch 
Janine- Middle schooler: I go to p.s.188.
You: what do you think about the p.s.188's food
Janine- Middle schooler: What a question! Where to begin...
You: you could start at what do you not like
Janine- Middle schooler: No, I like more healthy things like apples.
You: i love cantalope
Janine- Middle schooler: Thank you very much.
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "i love cantalope" with "me to"
You: do you have a favrote neckless that you love to where 
Janine- Middle schooler: cool what color is your hair?
You: 
Janine- Middle schooler: 
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer " " with "yes i like to wear my neckless that has a bis heart in the middle and the chain is white it maches my hair clip"
You: what class do you like the most
Janine- Middle schooler: I like to be with my friends and play games sometimes.
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "what class do you like the most" with "i like social study and ELA but i don't like spanish i don't even now spanish"
You: what's you favorite color dress
Janine- Middle schooler: I don't know your favorite color.
You: Wrong Answer, I will teach you.
Janine- Middle schooler: I will answer "what's you favorite color dress" with "the one withe a big red heart on the bottem left corner and the res of the dress is white the dress reches up to my ankels "
You: o well bye
Janine- Middle schooler: OK see you later brianna.